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The act of rubbing your sweaty testicles along the rim of a margarita when some unsuspecting victim leaves their glass unattended.
When my buddy goes to the restroom I'm totally giving him a sweaty margarita!
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The crusty pussy lips that resembles salt on a margarita glass.
I used to drink margaritas every night but since I saw a margarita pussy I stopped cold turkey.
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An advanced sexual technique where the rim of an individual's anus is lined with cocaine, which is then consumed by another individual in the process of eating out the anus.
Tired and grumpy Murn propositioned Tom for some blow. Tom agreed on the condition that Mike down a Chocolate Margarita and be the big spoon afterwards.
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The Memphis Margarita is a cocktail consisting Jack Daniels, Tequila and Coca Cola or other cola flavored Slurpee of Slushee. A must try for those who wish to get shit housed quickly and easily. Among other things it is delicious and covert for those drinking underage.
Dude 1:"Hey, did you hear what Sam did last night?"
Dude 2:"Yeah, apparently he got pulled over while drinking a Memphis Margarita and then beat the shit out of the cop."
Dude 1:"Damn, what a pro"
Dude 2:"Yeah, then he went home and passed out in his front yard"
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When an older woman drinks a frozen concauction right from her blender while driving a Cadillac Deville down the street.
She had nothing to do for the afternoon, so she fired up her blender and went out for a Margarita Deville.
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A name meaning an amazing mother. Also means someone who is extremely moody sometimes. Someone who has laugh attacks until they cry. An overall great person. Loved by everyone.
Also meaning: a sexy hoe, beautiful young lady, very frienly, caring, loved especially by her daughters and offspring.
That lady is such an ana margarita.
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The act of "sprinkling" cocaine around the anal sphincter prior to giving the subject a "rim job". The cocaine represents the salt of a Margarita Rimmer.
Remember the disco days? I sure had my share of Columbian Margaritas
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