The apartment of a gay man and a straight woman.
BHo: Let's go to the marital unit!
Maritou is the most amazing and hottest and sexiest person ever. If you do have a person with this name just know youre the luckiest person on earthh. Dont ever lose her bcs if you do the rest of your life would be useless. Kele khara wli. Bmut fike
Maritou is the sexiest person alive
When you first meet her, she is shy. But once you get to know her she's really awesome! She's not a very social person. But once you know her, you can have a lot of fun. She is loyal in relationships and she loves everyone around her who is respectful and good to her. She can experience many emotions at once. She finds it difficult to ask for help but she will always be there to help. Everyone wants a Mette-Marit in their life!
I wish there were more nice people just like Mette-Marit.
a very annoying 15 yr old chav
omg look there is marit, take cover D:
Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
A pejorative name that recently became popular in the Philippines, aimed at older women who are known gossips among their neighbors. While this word is mainly directed towards women, there are some male Mariteses; it could be considered the Filipino equivalent of Karen. (another term for this is 'chismosa')
Person 1: How the heck did that Marites find out about her pregnancy? We haven't told anyone about it!
Person 2: Maybe because you keep shouting all the time. You know their ears are glued to everybody's walls, Person 1!
Middle aged woman, who has 2 to 3 kids, shes middle child so she has issues, she can fight back so dont try fight with her, shes good at sewing and very perfectionist, she is lowkey getting to know technology so yeah she has facebook, she is not a gossiper but she loves to know the tea.
If you have a marites in your life, your life will be easier, she got all these tips and tricks on her sleeves that makes her more unique.