Pulling a markle
:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty.
Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs
she has to be female.
and she has to be an underclassman.
you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you
Calvin: dude i cant beleive u pulled a markle Sparkle
ian:i know dude.... sorry.
Calvin: Say hello to megans law.
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A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.
A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
Wow! Did you see that?! Rachel just pulled The Markle Claw on Danny. He's in trouble now!
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To value yourself and mental health enough to up and leave a room / situation / environment in which your authentic self is not welcomed or wanted.
It's important to add this definition as well, given then the rest on this page seem to resemble a Meghan Markle hate-page, and we don't stand for this sort of thing.
Person A: Where's Ryan?
Person B: Oh, he Meghan Markled.
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Meghan Markle Syndrome: It means GHOSTING everyone WITHOUT exception. Ending all communication and contact without any apparent warning or justification and subsequently ignoring any attempts to reach out or communicate back. This INCLUDES family members. Defined by #Archewell PH
Meghan Markle Syndrome was diagnosed in a lot of mental patients who were apparent social climbers.
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When the the weather forecast is completely different to what is actually outside.
"That was a total Markle weather report last night, they said it was going to be sunny and 80 degrees, but its raining and 60, totally Markled"
A two handed embrace employed by controlling, manipulative actresses and former Royals. Often preceded by a guiding hand placed on the back of her intended target to direct focus.
βI saw my ex at a party last week. I was going to walk over and say βhelloβ when My GF Markle Double Clawed meβ
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To leave a toxic group or situation and distance yourself from them/it
She pulled a Meghan Markle and left the sorority after they told her she needed to lose weight.
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