Marriage

A date that got out of hands.

Our marriage killed all the passion.

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Marriageable

British women, that like the Kooks, the Arctic Monkeys, and the Vaccines.

Person: Damn, dude. You know that Hannah girl? She's totally marriageable.

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marriage

Find a woman you really dislike, then buy her a house.

Marriage - a relationship between married people or the period for which it lasts.

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marriage

"creating perpetual debt all in the name of ancient tradition and a bogus unrealistic institution"

Spending tons of money on a marriage party

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marriage

Prison...slavery...my life...

self exp

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marriage

the best prison ever invented by female subjects for total control over the male population

blah blah, theysayineedanexample(marriage)

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Marriage

See mistake.

Our marriage was a mistake.

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