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Someone who was born in a Wal-Mart Supercenter or a Sam's Club.
People from Mars are called Martians, and people from Wal-mart are called Wal-martians.
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Note: receiver has to have green shit to perform this move
When the giver has anal sex with the receiver then pulls their penis out and rubs their penis all over the receivers face in a painting motion smearing the receivers shit all over there face.
I was feeling real gassy so I asked bob from accounting to fuck me in the ass. When he was done he complained about his dick being green so I made him paint me to look like Marvin the Martian
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Also known as the Martian wein or the double jerk off it is a mode of distraction favored by many New Jersey dwelling beirut players
Frat boy: I was dropping mad buckets until that Jersey trash showed us the Martian cock.
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Your Favourite Martian (aka YFM)was a band made by Ray William Johnson (who also made Equals Three (=3)) in the early 2010's. This band was immensely popular but slowly fell into anarchy when the animation company they used started to make ridiculous rules for it's creators to follow, Ray eventually switched to a different animation company. Over time they started to make some of their older songs private and eventually went dormant. A couple years later a meme sprung up called 'you're a douche bag' which was a video that consisted of the first few seconds of Your Favourite Martian's music video Mr. Douchebag. Some other things to note is Your Favourite Martian had a spin-off called YFMTS which had 11 episodes in total. After their last music video released Your Favourite Martian changed it's YouTube username to 'THIS PROJECT IS RETIRED'. In mid 2022 Ray William Johnson started making posts about Your Favourite Martian on his personal YouTube account. Later he announced that Your Favourite Martian was returning on June 1st 2022. Many people were ecstatic. Your Favourite Martian's YouTube username changed to 'THIS PROJECT IS REBORN' and Ray announced that one of their Your Favourite Martian songs called 'Orphan Tears' was getting a sequel. Their sequel was made public on March 23rd 2022 as a premiere set to air at 17:00 June 1st 2022.
Have you heard, Your Favourite Martian is getting a reboot called Your Favourite Martian Gen 2.
Nice.
Your Favourite Martian, A music
animation band that was created by Ray William Johnson in 2011, but sadly got discontintued in 2012, and the band will come back with a new song in june 1st!
The Bandmates: Axel, Deejay, Benatar and the one and only puff-puff! (imagine if someone fear's the old puff puff's staring eyes of the horror...no offense tho)
Their Popular song is Orphan Tears made in 2011 with over 9 MILLION streams on spotify!
Person 1: Bro i listened to Orphan tears by Your Favourite Martian, it was a BANGER
Person 2: I agree bro it was an epic song of my childhood 😿
Person 1: Wait i forgot to mention that the band is coming back in June 1st!!!!!!
Person 2: WHAT OMG OMG HYPE HYPEHJ
the worst movie ever made after RHPS
zoot: Heeeey aren't you one of the spice goils?!
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Dick Cheney's next attempt at extending defense contracting; tricking us into thinking Mars has alien terrorists, then using space weapons to colonize the red planet for enriched uranium or oil.
"Hey bro, they found et's with weapons of mass destruction on the dark side of Mars!"
"Bitch please, Operation Martian Freedom is about nothing but using tax dollars to facilitate mining."