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an incredibly tall sexy guy who looks like johnny depp, but better. Has perfect curls and the sexiest accent that is superior to all accents. All girls want him, but only the one model-like/albino/aphrodite-decendent girl can have him. He is cutest when tickled. He also has the super power to indulge in such amounts of food and have it never phase him, like a black whole or an endless pit. :
"if only i could have a martin, but i know thats impossable"
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Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!
Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!
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A Martin is a very lovely man with long blonde hair and amazing musical and lingual skills. Very intelligent individual with a beautiful personality and beautiful looks. A Martin usually has an excellent taste in music, i.e. Dream Theater or Nightwish, and also a wonderful sense of humour. Martins are very kind and very special and unique.
Holy crap. Martin is so beautiful!
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The sexiess guy you will ever meet.. EVER.. trust me on this girls.. and guys.. i think? .. :D lol he's the awesomest/smexiess/smartest/cutest/perfectest/ person in the entire world<3
Aurora: Oh my gawd, I just fucked Martin last night.. it was perfect<3
Martin: muwahahaha:)
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martin means stalker, or a guy with a camera for every moment
damn, i think there is a martin lurking around my house
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the man with the biggest dick available, not even Amazon stock this size wow
wow, that actually broke me, he must be a martin
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A brief exclamation of assurance. Sometimes can also be used as an acknowledgment or greeting.
Q: "Do you have everything that you needed to be able to finish the job?"
A: "Martin!"
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