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The CEO of faking illnesses to get out of school
Teacher, can I sit right there?
This bitch behind me is cutting my hair
"Melanie Martinez, just sit your ass down at the chalkboard, stare at it"
I faked up a seizure and left then and there
Meanwhile at the Nurse's Office
Take me home, home, home
Give me that pink slip of permission
This is old, old, old
I'm tired of wishing I was ditching
"Fine. Come back in around 2 days"
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Adjective:
Used to describe extreme hype over a concert, party, or upcoming trip.
Can also be reflexive, describing a state of being when one is intoxicated.
Pioneered by: Phil Romero & Dominic Colosimo
"The pregame is going to be so Litty Martinez"
"How was Coachella?" "Bro, it was Litty Martinez"
"I'm going to get so Litty Martinez before the big game"
the most beautiful, nice, pretty, rad, cool, girl you will ever meet!
isabella martinez is SO awesome
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A man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers.
"I am a great Cassius Martinez". "But are you a man who comes from the Netherlands and speaks fluent Dutch. A very brave and adventurous person who cares about his peers". "Yes I am"
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Beautiful person who dyed their hair split because of a disney villain and just made their new movie k-12 on september 4th 2019 shes been working on it since 2016 after her crybaby album and she just released her new song copycat ft Terra whack
Hey do you know who melanie martinez is? No..
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An absolute goddess, king, talented, amazing.
Oh you have so much Melanie Martinez merch!
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He is awesome. One of the best people to be around. He can make you fall for him so amazingly fast it is so pittiful. He makes you feel like your going to die when talking to him. He is that amazing!!!
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