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karl marx

An ugly bearded man who's political philosophies centred themselves on the idea that the lazy should be able to leach off the hard working.

Karl Marx is the hero of the weak and lazy.

by starky August 4, 2007

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Karl Marx

Birth: May 5, 1818 (Trier, Prussia)
Death: March 14, 1883 (London, United Kingdom)

Was a german philosopher, political economist, and revolutionary. The inventor of Communism. And the writer of "the communist manifesto"
He is most memorable for stating that capitalism would be replaced by communism.

Several Nations would end up being run by Karl Marx's Ideas

by YouGotNothingOnMeBitches March 13, 2007

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marx revolution

A band from Connecticut, USA that plays punk, ska, and metal. All seven members are very large but very very sexy. They usually play drunk and somewhat sloppy, but they are amazing. Up until recently all of their recordings have been bad.

Have you seen that band Marx revolution? Theyre fun but their recordings suck!

by G-Ray and the FamilyFunk September 26, 2007

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Wal-Marx

The true name for possibly the largest retail store, Wal-Mart. This pun is used by anarchists/anti-capitalists referring to Carl Marx.

Michael: Hey, lets go chill in Wal-Marx and get kicked out.

Alex: I work at Wal-Mart!

Michael: Well, it's too late for you then. You probably already have a chip in your noggin.

by yoshi2k5 May 22, 2007

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Gaucho Marx

A cowboy of the South-American pampas who also famously starred on the big screen.

Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., disgustedly quips that he "should have sent his diary to the Marx Brothers" instead of mailing it to his son Indy, who unwittingly brought the book all the way back to Germany and thus made it available for the Nazis to use for nefarious purposes. What's amusing about this statement is that both Indy and Gaucho Marx played cowboy figures.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019


Ryan Marx

Some curly haired chicken fucker who is on the spectrum. Often has no patience and his first reaction to everything is anger even if his mum bought him a car... angry. Also Daddies money. Most likely dates the dead carcass of a bulldog that can be plotted in cylindrical coordinates. Jerks off to anime and attempts to suck his own dick at least once a month.

Wow this Stromboli is being a real Ryan Marx

by Chrissssssssssssssyah October 26, 2018


Scarlette Marx

a friend who's just as real as my dignity

Hey Scarlette Marx-- enjoy your definition! Sucks to be you if you think any simp would make you a word in any dictionary!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020