He is a dumbass heβs fucking stupid and has no heart he will break ur heart if u ever date him.
Fuck off βMathewβ
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Like Matthew but spelt incorrectly.
Mathew is an angry, sharp tongued, bossy ninja who does not want a relationship and just wants to chill with his dog, drink whiskey and have an attractive chick who occasionally visits.
He would like you to know that he is not a 'fuckboy' because he is upfront after 3 to 6 months about his intentions.
That 'fuckboy' be Mathew acting.
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The kind of guy who makes you laugh when he's around you. The ever-smiling dude who brightens up the room. Don't get me started about girls around him. He's a living chic magnet. You can never see a Mathew without girls around him. Even at bus stops he has many girls waiting for him.
The room is so Mathew-ish!
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Mathew is an annoying hobo that will get you nowhere in life.
Mathew lives on the streets so he is a hobo
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Mathew is a very kind person who cares about everyone but wonβt let someone take advantage of him he is the kind of person to make you laugh and smile even when your sad. Mathew has the best personality ever and the kindest heart i love you Mathew π₯°π₯Ί
Mathew has a very kind heart #nice
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A beast standing at 6β5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled βboys, Iβve got something to tell youβ all while skipping leg day.
Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I canβt get over his sexy and beautiful physique.
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That dilf from horrible histories
Person #1: βWho is Mathew Baynton?β
Person #2: βThat dilf from Horrible Histories!β
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