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matilda

Matilda is an all-round TERIBBLE person, she likes to over-exagerate and lie about general intelect to make herself sound smarter, when confronted she would suggest proof and then try to change the subgect swiftly. she likes to lie to people as a game about stuff like hair extensions or other things that dont matter and are just plain annoying. when you annoy her about the subtlest of things she would ignore you for the rest of the day and refuse to talk to you let alone tell you what you did "wrong" EVER.

What The Fuck Matilda!

by ZM [anomynous] October 30, 2019

6πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


matilda

matila is one half of a guy called armando she has the most beautiful eyes in the world and the warmest hug the boy who has matilde for himself has the world

matilda its beautiful girl

by a5m5 November 10, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Matilda Brewe

Plaintiff attorney who likes to cosplay as a scale; usually has "the crazy eyes", but carries her entire mock trial team. May make unnecessary objections.

"Humans are not metal"
-Matilda Brewe, 2021

by ashwilliams66 February 10, 2021


Matilda Walton

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.

Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice

by throwmeoffacliffxoxo March 10, 2021


Black Matilda

Otherwise known as peyote

A little bite of that black matilda, and that door will swing wide open for you

by birddog165 May 23, 2011

79πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Dirty matilda

She’s a bad ass bitch stands up to everyone if she gets drunk she’s a wild one she loves films like John wick cause her personality is wild and free she’s a mouthy and very funny and also a good singer

Dirty Matilda is known as. Bad ass

by Jiffy77334 April 14, 2020

46πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Matilda

When a female hides drugs in her vagina on a hot day and the drugs melt causing a hallucinogenic trip.

Female: "I went to a festival yesterday and did a dirty Matilda"

by P.k omega February 10, 2019

23πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž