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Matthew

A common pseudonym used by professional and contract killers, political, economic or otherwise as an allusion to the Biblical apostle of Jesus Christ, Matthew, who was also known as the "Tax Collector". This reference is to the collection of a fee or "tax" in exchange for the act of assassination.

To claim Matthew as a Client, friend, associate or contact:
"I have a meeting with Matthew this afternoon."

To claim that Matthew will tend to an issue or incident:
"See that Matthew tends to the problem."

To reference Matthew as a solution to a problem:
"Matthew is good with these situations."

by the Mechanist July 26, 2009

142πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

A funny smart tall guy.

Wow Matthew is a pretty awsome guy

by catcone July 20, 2015

37πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

<noun>
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.

Matthew is the perfect guy.

by abadhabit July 14, 2006

6220πŸ‘ 3964πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

One of the coolest names to ever exist as you can say. I wouldn't particularly say it's the best name because that's an opinion. Just think of it as a name of a male(mostly) that describes a humble person that wants to live a normal life as whoever they are.

Omg! It's Matthew! <3

by AsianExile May 1, 2009

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Matthew

<noun>
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.

Matthew is the perfect guy.

by abadhabit July 13, 2006

1062πŸ‘ 661πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

A person who kills your Minecraft dog

Don’t! Stop! Don’t be such a Matthew!

by Peendestroyer August 12, 2019

50πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

Tall, athletic guy who typically has a special lady secretly liking him. He is cool under pressure but is super chill and carefree. Loves to have a good laugh and a good time. He is smart and puts his studies first. Sporty and competitive. Good sportsmanship. Peaceful and would never fight with a girl. He is funny and fun to be around. Can look hard as a rock but inside he is a sweet softy. A tad bit sensitive and has a HUGE heart, and if you have a special place in it you must be a really lucky lady. ;)

Girl 1: Ufffff who is that? *completely flattered*
Girl 2: My boyfriend.
Girl 1: Must be a Matthew.
Girl 2: His name is Matthew.
Girl 1: Lucky bitch.

by secret person ;) xx November 19, 2012

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