Matty

A wild boy, who isn't a boy. Has green special sauce and makes weird dolphin noises. Not human.

Matty ate my car.

Mattys

The sexiest motherfucker in the world. Can't speak though. Also seeks attention from the others but can be very kind.

You're such a Mattys.

Matty

Meaning unkempt femail genitalia.

"Oh babe, you're a bit matty" and "Sniff me matty"

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mattis

The Mattis is an act used to seduced a female. The male (usually a bro or tool) begins making out with the female and then proceeds to reach around to her ass and insert a finger into her butthole. This is an attempt to use the Shock and Awe factor for anal stimulation. It is best used in situations when both parties are drunk.

"Dude why'd that girl slap you?"
"I tried to pull a mattis"

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matti

they best mother fucker in the world he is sexy and great blonde hair

they look like a matti

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Matty

A guy who likes to laugh, joke and genuinly have fun. They usually have another, more serious side whether that being in the form of a personality trait or a sibling, either way it is rare to find one unlike this.

That Matty is so two sided.

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Matty

a male that is very cute, loveable, sesnitive, and funny. his favorite foods are pizza, tacos, and chicken. he is the most kindhearted soul you will ever meet.

Kate: hey whose that guy over there?

Mehgan: oh thats matty! hes a Smart ass but lovable at the same time! hes one in a million

Kate: i wish i had a matty

Mehgan: sorry girl, hes all mine.

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