mayonaise gargler

Some one or something that gargles mayonaise

Khadeem is a mayonaise gargler

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Mayonaise Panties

When a woman becomes so excited over a period of time, that her panties are so thick with feminine juices that the wet spot is whitish in color.

"Oh, Baby, keep talkin' dirty to me...you're giving me mayonaise panties!"

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mayonaise monocle

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

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mayonaise cannon

Slang term for the penis

Purse your lips down on the old mayonaise cannon

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spread the mayonaise

Jerking it

I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night

under-mayonaised

What you would call a sandwich that, when bitten into, you realize has a disappointingly small portion of mayonnaise.

Person 1: "I was really excited to eat this sandwich, but I just realized it was under-mayonaised."

Person 2: "Man... that's rough.

mayonaise gargler

Somebody who is a homo.

Are you searching naked pictures of Tom Cruise on google? You little mayonaise gargler!

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