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An adjective used to describe someone whose outfit fabulously embodies the early 2000s aesthetic. A reference to the early 2000s tween fashions worn by Hilary Duff as the star of the Disney Channel series Lizzie McGuire
“I love what you are wearing. A true throwback to the early 2000s. 100% Lizzie McGuire fabulous!”
nohomo is a phrase that is uttered after a person, often unintentionally, makes a statement or action which, out of context, may seem homosexual in nature.
Pierre McGuire, the queen of NBC, has become known as a gay icon in an otherwise completely straight world. His use of giddy hyperbole in reference to a players abilities or traits, seldom using the phrase 'nohomo', has contributed to his name itself becoming a 'homosexual utterance' and so when mentioned in conversation by a straight man, must be followed by 'nohomo' to ensure said man's sexual orientation.
Use of Pierre's name without 'nohomo' is enough to make the boys question your lifestyle.
Marty: Man, did you hear what Pierre Mcguire, nohomo, said last night?
Doug: Yea dude, Pierre, nohomo, is a total boneshow for anyone in skates.
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An experience you will have if you do way too much blow and PCP. Causes you to hallucinate and imagine a small animated reflection of yourself to prance around narrating your life.
Last night after a tooth rotting meth episode.
Me: blah, blah, blah BLAH. Blah, blah blah.
Mom: What the fuck IS that? An ant...or something?>
and that's the lizzie mcguire experience
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Q.) Woah, is that Jacob Douglas McGuire!
A.) Yeah, he is a simp.
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The name of the female vagina.
My Coochie McGuire hurts after last night with Tyrone.
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Getting so high that you believe you're a dinosaur, usually a stegosaurus. Most people that believe this have, or will have severe mental problems.
Relates back to a story about how stegosaurus used to be so dumb thousands would fall off a cliff until there was a slope of corpses so they could get down the cliff safely, even then they still jumped off. Unfortunately they were to stupid to go around the cliff.
Also relates to philosopher Brandon R. McGuire who argued that stegosaurses mainly ate a diet of marijuana thus deeming why they had a brain the size of a walnut and stupidly died by the thousands.
Justin McGuire is a god of all things, he likes Jason Huston and likes crapping on him in Fortnite and anything you can name. He is not just a god at Fortnite, but at life and everything he does, he loves destroying kids in fantasy football and loves ruining peoples days by pulling GT’s in madden when everyone else spends 100,000 training and pulls nothing.
Justin McGuire is a God!