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Mikhail is my lord and savior. I have a religion based off of him. He gets his ass eaten on the daily and taught me how to put the shot.
I wish I was Mikhail Medina, I’ll go kill my self now
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A surprisingly sexy guy who is usually into video games, rock, and known directors. He is also into anything that is debut. He is very kind, sweet, and dedicated in all sorts of ways. Many chicks find him out of their leagues. He can really keep up a conversation. A mouth-runner. His body is perfectly proportioned; a fine master piece. Inherits the great looking hair and blown out of your mind eyes. Great legs, bottom, and distinctly above average penis.
Girl 1: Can't sense my thoughts about that guy?
Girl 2: Alain Medina? He's a catcher.
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The title of the second single from Ton Loc, which was (co-)written by Young MC, and released on the Delicious Vinyl record label in the late 80's.
In the video, Ton Loc demystifies the "funky cold medina" when he points to a bottle of Absolut Vodka. Though the concept of a "funky cold medina" is generally a drink - not just pure vodka. It's made by pouring one oz respectively of Absolut Vodka, Southern Comfort and Blue Curaçao over ice and topped of with cranberry juice.
"Funky Cold Medina" was also re-recorded in 2000, this time Ton Loc teamed up with ZZ Brothers.
... and a funky cold medina for the lady.
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Funky Cold Medina is generally anything you take to help you let loose.
Medina was a common surname for black families in Spain. The name came to be associated with being truthful, and "Medina" would be spoken to say "that's the truth". Rapper Flavor Flav would use Cold Medina as an affirmation. The Beastie Boys were on the same record label as Flav at the time. They liked the new '80s cocktail, the Fuzzy Navel, but hated the name, so they nicknamed it the Cold Medina because they liked the sound of it. That caught on and Cold Medina became a popular nickname for the drink. Whereas it was popular to order a stronger version of the Fuzzy Navel and refer to it as a Hairy Navel, those who called the drink a Cold Medina called the stronger version a Funky Cold Medina. The names would often also be used to describe any drink you'd buy someone at a bar, hoping it would reduce their inhibitions. After Flavor Flav suggested Tone Loc use it in a song, fellow rapper Young MC wrote it for him, Loc found himself with a hit, and the name became more widely popular. Since then, it has been attributed to several other cocktails and also a marijuana strain.
I set them up on a double date with us. At first, they were pretty quiet and awkward with one another, but a little funky cold medina and they got along great.
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A common Indica, Sativa hybrid strain of marijuana. Notoriously referenced by 90's rapper Tone Loc in his song named as such.
Hey Mike, pass me some of that funky cold medina.
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Stacey from Medina is a young white woman that speeds around in her Rolls Royce that her husband bought her, which is over $300k. She prefers speeding in downtown Bellevue and her husband is a tittie surgeon in the Greater Seattle area. Her job status is unknown, but she is pretty hot. She can be seen at 520 Bar and Grill, Carmine’s and Ascend Prime Steak and Sushi on the 31st floor at the most southern part of Lincoln Square with some of the Medina moms. She meets with them daily or weekly. She also doesn’t have any children, and is unknown if she wants any. The cops know who she is and she doesn’t get any tickets because of her in demand looks in Medina. Her house size is pretty average for Medina at around 7,000 square feet or bigger and is on the lakefront. She only takes out her Land Rover Range Rover Autobiography Long Wheelbase once a year which costs over $250k. Her favourite gifts that she gets almost every year are glassybabys and she likes to shop at the Bravern Shops that consist of Neiman Marcus, Hermés, Louis Vuitton, Moncler, Prada, etc. It is known that she judges what kind of house people live in, what kind of clothes they wear, and what kind of cars people drive.
Person 1: Who’s that lady speeding down Bellevue Way at 120 MPH?
Person 2: Oh, that’s Stacey from Medina. I met her the other day at Ascend.
The act of ejaculating into your partner's eyes, then immediately washing it off with urine.
Alex's face smelled like salty piss, and his vision was blurred for hours after I gave him a spunky gold medina.