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Mediterranean Shotglass

A smaller version of the Tijuana Spyglass, using a shotglass in place of a beer bottle.

Chad: Did Megan let you give her a Tijuana Spyglass?
Brad: No, but she said maybe we could do the Mediterranean Shotglass.

by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021


Mediterranean Diet

Eating ass on your lunch break

I am meeting the neighbor on lunch. I am on a Mediterranean diet.

by Jank from State Farm January 12, 2022


mediterranean panini

An IT professional most likely named Wes.

Oh you Mediterranean Panini. Your name must be Wes!

by Angelic-A April 20, 2016


Mediterranean Breakfast

The act of cracking an egg on your penis before vaginal intercourse and then proceeding vaginal intercourse until completion, then eating the leftover egg and (cream) out of the vagina resulting in a protein-packed breakfast.

No sir I'm full, I had a Mediterranean Breakfast this morning.

by The Fruit Doober Man July 24, 2024


Mediterranean Mudslide

The Mediterranean Mudslide is when someone is engaging in anal sex and the receiving partner releases excrement on the penis

Whoa bro did you just Mediterranean Mudslide on me?!

by TexasStreetSweeper November 20, 2023