Meef Ribbon

The Meef Ribbon is awarded to the saltiest, meefiest, moistest meef at the jamboree.

Points are awarded for
1. Salt
2. Overall meefiness

3. Depth and girth

*not to be confused with Meef Ribbons (the parasite) or Meef Robbins (the famous actor)

Peggy Sue won the Meef Ribbon at the Kentucky Jamboree. What a bitch!

MeeF

1.(Adjective) The sound a fist makes when it hits the small of a humans back IE. (Kidney Punch) (Donkey Punch)
2.(Adjective) The war cry of a Mongoose or Weasel

1.Wow, did you hear that fist go meef on that guys back?

2.Did you hear that Mongoose yelp meef before attacking that tree hugger!

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Meef Chubaca

A Really, Really Hairy Stanky Snatch.

I got soo drunk I went over to that nasty wookies house for some of that Meef Chubaca

Meef

in between a fart and a qeef

Bob - "Hey dude whats that smell"

Joe - "dude i meefed"

Bob - "ahh dude that gross"

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meef

It's short for AmyMotherFuckingWho. Yeah, I am that awesome

Whoa Meef. You really are awesome

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Meef boi

A boi who is REALLY meefy

A boi who is REALLY meefy is a meef boi

Meef

When you're too gay to use swear words, or you just want to be a complete asshole, you use Meef to replace words. Try to use it at least once every 50 years to maximize its effect.

Faggot #1: Hey brah, I just meefed all over your toilet, and by the way...I mean jizzed

Faggot #2: Hey brah, it's okay. I thought it was like cream cheese or something, I ate it all up.

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