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The misfortunate (or fortunate, depending on your sexual practices) sexual mishap usually occurring amid a barbaric session of anal sex which results in the receiving party unexpectedly releasing a meerkat-like shit due to the overwhelmingly violent thrusts in and out of his or her rectum.
She Meerkat Manored all over my new pillow!
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When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.
Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?
Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.
Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.
Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!
AAAAAAAND so on...
When a coworker known for looking and being suspicious, takes something from your desk and runs back to their desk, all the while looking like they name should be TIMON!!!! snatch and run, steal
Annie just did a meerkat dash with your Reese's pieces, Shellie. And it was so funny.
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A person that cant help to view what you are typing over your shoulder on Facebook
Gemma: tip tap tip tap tip (typing on Facebook)
Stuart: What you typing?
Gemma: nothing!
Stuart: Becomes a Facebook Meerkat!
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fifi a boy that looks like a merekat when looking for a bus.
fifi the meerkat : hi
Maffu: hey fifi the chinese meerkat
fifi : GAHHH SHUT UP
luck: NO FUCKING ICE!
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The guy in the hot tub that can't quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat.
I was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when I spotted the Hot Tub Meerkat and decided thats too fucking weird, i'll just hit the steam room.
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pairing of intense opposition; usually the end result is the meerkat suffocating the ant eater by crawling inside the nostril of the ant eater and using the helpless ant eater's oxygen for itself and/or the ant eater decimating the meerkat via Left for Dead 2 "smoker-style"
Me- Hey, did you see the the game last night?
Person 2- No I was watching the discovery channel, it was a helluva match up.... ant eater vs. meerkat type of shit
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