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Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.
Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.
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The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.
One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.
Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.
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Wanting to have sex; desire for intercourse; horny.
Hey honey, come over here, I gots the urge to merge!
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The act of changing lanes without the use of a turn signal, usually involving cutting someone off in the adjacent lane simultaneously.
I was driving on the freeway and this idiot in a Prius totally power merged and almost killed me.
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A total idiot driver that tries to pass you in merging lanes, causing you to slam the brakes.
He's a total merge moron, trying to pass people in merging lanes.
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A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.
I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.
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An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.
Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?