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A person? Someone you may think you trust but DONT. Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she totally is. She will never let anyone around her be happy, especially in a relationship she steals all yo men. Stay back ladies she will snatch your weave. bikinis look good but not on her. She only dates fuck boys and lies about her age to every rich, semi-attractive man. Her social abilities or lack thereof are astonishing.
Boy: Who's that she looks desperate.
Boy 2: Yeah Ellie Merrick dates people she's never met before.
Boy: aight aka stay away
boy 2: yeah pretty much
the jappy part of merrick with all the jewish rich kids. all the girls wear are sam jackets and david yurman rings while all the boys wear yeezys and bathing ape. the north merrick kids tease them about being rich but they all know their jealous. they also all go to expensive sleep away camps
“oh did you see her, she’s wearimg such a south merrick jacket”
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Radio hosts from a radio station in Australia; Nova.
Merrick and Rosso are funny.
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A town that is rich af in the South, and North Merrick is middle class. South Merrick kids are called southies by the north Merrick kids who are called northies. House prices are in the millions, people own yachts, jet skis, and boats. Most southies are Jewish, so you can only imagine what the bar and bat mitzvahs are like. People throw million dollar bar bat mitzvahs on yachts, or at expensive country clubs or beach clubs. The girls are obsessed with brand names, and expensive jewelry and clothes. Gucci, champion, hardtail, firehouse, free city, aviator nation, etc. They own lv, di, Gucci, Tiffany and Co, Cartier, etc.
Northie 1- Hey, look at them, with their Sam jackets and wrists full of Cartier.
Northie 2- yeah, they’re such South Merrick girls.
Merrick Watts And Tim Ross = Best comedians in present time.
Hilarious
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Merrick Watts And Tim Ross = Best comedians in present time.
Hilarious
The boys are hilarious!
I would kiss them in a second!
(wink wink-nudge nudge)
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- Merrosso!
Two Homosapiens. Seem to be joined at the hip. One Tall, dark hair with a face like a girl. One Smaller specimen with much more lighter coloured fur.
The former is a case for genetic feminity, the latter is a strong case for evolution.
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