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Mert

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Omg is that a MERT YAVUZ 458. I'm sure his dick is also 458 inches

by Mertyavuz458 February 9, 2022


mustafa mert

Handsome enough to be the subject of legends an as smart as he is handsome. He easily uses his handsomeness or intelligence to steal girls. You can't win almost any race you enter with him.

There are great legends about the cock. It is said to be wrapped around his waist as a belt. the universal gravitational constant arose due to the weight of its balls.

- look right here boss is coming!!!
-(person facing back) m.., mustafa mert?

by weidskrty November 21, 2021


Mert Can

The most trustworthy, handsome, loving and unique man you’ll ever meet. Mert Can is everything men want to be and everything women want to be with. Mert Can is wise beyond his years, forgiving, young at heart, and hilarious. He’s kind to everyone and extremely humble for how smart and successful he is at everything he does. Mert Can is the whole package.

Hi, Mert Can! What an honor to meet you!

by R192021 November 24, 2021


Mert Akgün

Mert is a really cute guy. He is very clever and handsome. And has got good humor. He is so cool! And i love him so much 👉🏻👈🏻 He was always there for me, no matter how much I hurt him, he continued to stand by me. So that makes it more valuable in my eyes <3

Girl 1: I want Mert Akgün, he is so cute.
Me: cry away za

by nomnomnom31 November 21, 2021


Mert Sırman

1.Mert Sırman is a human race that lives his life with just flex.When they get out of their mommy’s tummy AirPods will appear on their ears.
2. flex
3.They will never be selected for become the president of the school.

Wow that guy just Mert Sırman’ed.

by Borabis September 29, 2019


Caden mertes

A zulu worrier who packs heat all the time he is a member of the Latin kings street gang and spends his time smoking fags he don't like cats and he is a certified pimp with no plan going ahead in his life born and raised in the hood his favorite meal is build rabbit with fried chiken and grape juice

Caden mertes went to circle k in Streator and packed a bowl and smoked it with a 8 year

by The 325 legend September 18, 2021