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Fucking twat head pretty boys who spend half an hour styling their hair. Make Sheduled appontments to the hair dressers once every 2 weeks (even if it doesn't need cutting!)are effeminate and think they are better than everyone else just because of their physical appearances.
They are insults to the word masculine and do nothing to comtribute to our society besides posing for sheepish fashion magazines.
''Look at that Big headed metrosexual twat. he thinks hes so it because he spends £70 on a kalvin klein T-shirt''
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A man that cannot stop looking at himself in the mirror, never goes into public without checking to see how his hair looks, and has pre-set outfits that are color cordinated. A man who likes the movie Zoolander not because its funny but because he wants to become a male super-model.
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guy1: is that dude gay?
guy2: nah, he's just metro.
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A heterosexual male that has stereotypically homosexual tendencies.
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy has populated the earth with metrosexuals.
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Being gay on the subway.
You see Jeff over there.. He takes the A-Train everyday.. Once he gets on the subway he turns into a complete homo.. He's metrosexual.
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A metrosexual can only be a man-lover; Metrosexuals are women or men who are sexually attracted to Metro Man from Megamind.
The metrosexual Hillary Clinton prowls the streets for her desire, Metro Man.
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Men that look and act like fags.
Characteristics of a metrosexual include, wearing tight clothers, thong sandals in public, and have highlights in their hair.
Stores of preference of the Metrosexual:
Hollister Co.
Abercrombie and Fitch
American Eagle
Banana Republic
A:"Whats up with that fag with the sandals on?"
B:"Probably bought them at Hollister, little metrosexual fag."
A:"hey you wanna go see what they have in Abercrombie?"
B:"Fuck no, man, that stores metrosexual.."
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