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A very shitty state where people cannot drive, park, think, and are just dumb af. (They have a blinking yellow and res light wtf) Michigan people are typically jealous of Ohioans because Ohio is an awesome state and full of people that know how to drive.
Michigan is the worst state ever. If I had a dime for every time a Michigan person parked over the damn lines I would be richer than Donald trump
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Sucks. Ohio's bitch. (See '07 Pistons, Tigers, Football and Basketball Wolverines, even lost wrestling in '08.) Crappy football team, ugly-ass uniforms. It's no accident that Hell is in Michigan. It's really redundant, when you think about it.
O-H I-O. "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan, weeeeeeeeeee're from OHIO!"
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The state whose football team ALWAYS loses to Ohio State because Ohio State is better than them.
Whoa! Ohio State just beat Michigan for the 4th consecutive time in a row!
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Known as U of M, Michigan, a public Harvard, not to be confused with Michigan State University, the University of Michigan is perhaps the best public university in these United States that call themselves America.
Thee best university in the state of Michigan, hands down.
The University of Michigan practically owns Ann Arbor and prides itself on college football even though it has so much more to be revered for.
Student: I go to Michigan.
Person who doesn’t know what’s up: Is that like state ?
Student: Good day !
Person who doesn’t know what’s up: Hey, wai...
Student: I said ‘Good DAY !’
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Boring state with nothing going for it but Detroit. Pretty much just cornfields. I've been there many times. I know these things.
I hate Michigan, it's boring as hell.
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What they call a chili dog in Quebec.
I'd like a Michigan. Merci.
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one of the few states that completely blows....literally. its always down on its knees.. freebies all the time.
(see synonym: zach cawvey)
higher unemployment rate than national average, one of the top crime rates in america (but not the highest because we can't even do that right), and it snows here nearly 4 months out of the year...michigan does blow (like zach cawvey)
Ah Michigan...this state blows...but not as bad as Alaska
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