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A person who makes lots of noise when talking with a microphone, so much so that it sounds as if they are munching on the microphone as they talk
Bob: oi what's that noise when u talk it's like earrape
Steve: Bob, he's a microphone muncher.
A old man's dangling penis. It's very gross. like, eww.
Guy: Dude, that old man's pants were way too high!
Chick: I know! I saw his inappropriate microphone!
Guy: Right! That was sick, man.
stop talking, we're tired of hearing you
girl 1: *repeating the same joke that everyone ignored*
girl 2: "girl we get it pass the microphone"
When someone gives a sleeping guy a blowjob while they're sleeping.
Yeah, and then I woke up and she was giving me a french microphone!
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Microphone Syndrome is when a person who is given some sort of power and begins spouting nonsense with no thoughts of the repercussion later.
Ben Shapiro said "Renewable Energy is the dumbest phrase since Climate Change" this is a case of Microphone Syndrome
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Guy dips cock in Caramel Sauce, fucks chick in the ass and then gets a blow job
Went out for karaoke and dessert last night and gave this chick the golden microphone
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To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.
Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"
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