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A place where all your hopes of life are crushed, burned and buried. Where kids pressure you to do drugs and lose your virginity. Where kids trip you in the hall and make fun of your puberity covered face. living hell fuckkkin teachers lie and get you in trouble fer no reason. cause most of them are on crack themselves.. hardd;;; thts just how it is.
kid1: damnnn!
kid2: what?
kid1: i see ponies,,, O_o
kid2: are you fucking high?
kid1: ahhhhheee ponny.
kid2: where the hell did you get drugs man?
kid1: mr. bachmann.
kid2: from wherrre?
kid1: middle school....
kid2: wtf.
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The deepest pit of Hell between the amazing years of elementary and high school. You get stabbed in the back, spend most of your time alone and in tears and cutting. The work load is ridiculous and all the teachers are constantly pissed off. Teachers have no sympathy because "they're preparing you for high school". Yeah no! High school teachers have souls. Have fun in the worst 3 years of your life.
Middle schools sucks ass. I made it through alive but just barely. My "best friend" left me all alone and I spent my days in a teacher's room alone.
High Schooler: Oh, what grade are you in??
Middle Schooler: 7th :/
High Schooler: Ohhh I'm so sorry it sucks huh?
Middle Schooler: YES!! I want it to die :(
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1) A vile, cruel, conformist, heartless place full of shitheads. If u are a boy you have to lie to get people to like u and then take it up your ass. If u are a girl it is even worse, people who have hit puberty make fun of everyone who hasn't and everyone goin through puberty is either ugly, pimple faced, outcast, or emo. People spread rumors horid beyond belief, kick your ass, or rape u. If u r accepted it is suddenly High School and the nightmare begins again.
2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
Middle School was my own little hell
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a jail made specifically for people between the ages of 11-14 so that they may be socially categorized and made fun of accordingly.
1.) Middle School sucked ass...
2.) Hey, welcome to Middle School. We will now exploit your differences and use them against you.
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The shittiest 3 years of your school career. All of the teachers are assholes and give you a shitload of homework everynight. You also have to do a bunch of long shitty projects that nobody cares about. The principals there are also assholes and hand out saturday detentions like they're candy for doing harmless stuff like chewing gum and throwing paper in class. The rules there were also so much stricter than in highschool. Pda was not allowed, No chewing gum in class, No sodas at all during lunch time, and we had to walk in a single file line to lunch and pe like we were 5. And the kids there are so fucking annoying. Almost everyone is a poser and acts like someone there not. There's also a bunch of groups that follow around one kid in their group and praise him like he's god. Kids there are so judgemental to you get ridiculed for everything you do or wear. I'm a guy and I wore flip flops one day and I swear 30 people had to point it out and make a big deal about. Not to mention everyone is so horny and most relationships are based on looks and how good a kisser the person is.
Freshman 1: Is it just me or did the last 3 years of our life suck major dick
Freshman 2: No it's not just you middle school sucks dick for everyone.
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A school for those who are beginning adolescence. Due to the fact that some are prepubescent, and some are WAY past that point, and the fact that hormones are going coo-coo this is an extremely awkward time in a person's life.
Middle School Boy: Hey! Whats up?
Middle School Girl: Not much, just middle school.
Middle School Girl: Just middle school.
The middle school boy feels awkward. He's erect. One girl has huge breasts, and the other is totally flat. Even so, he wants to fuck them both. He checks to see if his boner is visible, but it's only 2 inches, so it's obviously not.
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FUCKING HELL
in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Ex:
1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?
Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!
2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!
3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)
you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
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