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Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 May 02, 2018


Middleton Grange School

Holy fuck, don't get me started on this culty, inbred, down syndrome filled school. All the teachers are homophobic and perverts. All the boys drive clapped shitboxes, that have no exhaust pipe, making them feel like paul fuking walker. The uniform looks like shreks lingerie all the girls are lead wednesday night youth group and make it everyone else's problem. This school is famous for firing gay people and having school shooter threats, what a bunch of sketchy cunts. Only go to this school if you didn't get into boys high or girls high.

your friend goes to middleton grange school? is he a racist as well?

by biggestwood August 11, 2022


Middleton

Village in the tees valley often referred to as an inbred shit hole and home to a number of youths riding round on noisy mopeds and what appears to be a petrol mobility scooter. These youths will be found mainly hanging round the local co-op through all hours of the day (and night)

Middleton in Teesdale is shit

by Kate dandy October 03, 2021


Middleton

Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes

The black man shagged middleton

by Joshua Alberto May 12, 2020


Middleton

Middleton is the name of a person that is naive, easily controlled and switches character every time they are with someone else, this could be when they hang out with their girlfriend or boyfriend compared to how they act with you.

OMG! Look it’s Joseph Middleton.

by A_De_Large_2 August 05, 2021


Middleton

This is the dream holiday for the gypsy kings,and if you have an electric scooter please marry me,ps my gas has just rang out I need penny’s I will sell all of my belongings single bag of Avon, Steven my personal bodyguard has just nacked someone at kasa shops for giving his wife fishy fingers, this place is the definition of poverty

Middleton is a shit hole

by SeacroftboyzLS14 September 27, 2023


Middleton

a town in wisconsin that sucks the life out of you. You get high or walk around aimlessly and go to walmart for fun. Full of Karens and highschoolers. The downtown is nice though but a bit expensive and small.

I cant wait to move out of middleton

by Soggy oatmeal September 16, 2020