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Village in the tees valley often referred to as an inbred shit hole and home to a number of youths riding round on noisy mopeds and what appears to be a petrol mobility scooter. These youths will be found mainly hanging round the local co-op through all hours of the day (and night)
Noun - A Middleton (Plural - Middletons) is a member of a special clique of middle children who associates closely and exclusively with fellow middle children and shares a special emotional connection with another middle child.
Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.
The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.
Noun- I am finally getting married t my dream Middleton partner.
Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Verb - I Middleton you
Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.
Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.
Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?
Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.
Holy fuck, don't get me started on this culty, inbred, down syndrome filled school. All the teachers are homophobic and perverts. All the boys drive clapped shitboxes, that have no exhaust pipe, making them feel like paul fuking walker. The uniform looks like shreks lingerie all the girls are lead wednesday night youth group and make it everyone else's problem. This school is famous for firing gay people and having school shooter threats, what a bunch of sketchy cunts. Only go to this school if you didn't get into boys high or girls high.
your friend goes to middleton grange school? is he a racist as well?
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jay middleton means famous person
omg i wish i was jay middleton
A once in a generational cock which is approximately 26 inches flaccid. Unfortunately, this massive python cock is being wasted on an Asian ching chong
Ian Middleton at a security pat-down:
officer: is this a weapon in your pants?
Ian: no sir that's my flaccid cock
officer: gozleme
A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds
Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!