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Mike

that one weird male co-worker who constantly says the wrong thing at the wrong time, messes up his work on the regular and just gives a general feeling of creepiness, awkwardness in the workplace, bringing the atmosphere down. because, in every workplace, there's always a guy named "Mike".

the new guy just keeps staring at me and doesn't seem to know how to do his work, even after being trained for 3 weeks. he reminds me of that last guy, Mike.

by bottomboy tj October 7, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mike

noun.
A pansy ass bitch.

adjective.
The state of being a pansy ass bitch.

verb.
1. Doing something pansy like a bitch.

2. Doing something a pansy ass bitch would do.

Yo, don't be like Mike.

Yo, his ass just pulled a Mike.

Mike, you're a pansy ass bitch!

by Blingman I be shinin' February 5, 2010

136๐Ÿ‘ 118๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mike

caz anyone called mike has connections. so if you want someone killed go to mike for an assassin, if u need drugs go to mike for a dealer, u need guns go to mike for an arms dealer, u need a fake ID go to mike he knows a guy, u need to illegally transport things or people over the border go to mike. mike has got your back.

you: mike i need drug
mike: okay, i will call gary my dealer. what do u want?
you: three bags of marijuana
mike: iโ€™ve got you covered

by weird ass bitch December 22, 2019


Mike

To Mike is to physically destroy something that would be impossible for the average human.

Whoa!! Did you see that? He just miked that synthetic string.
WOWOWOWOW! He just miked that metal.

by MoistBagels December 16, 2018


Mike

Colloquial way of saying Macha
Mostly used in Malaysia

Yenna Mike?
What you doin' Mike?
Mike, holla at me

by homeboi99 March 15, 2021


Mike

Mike is a guy who love and care about others. He put others feelings before his own. He is a man who loves his wife dearly and can do anything just to make her happy. He is the real man.

I want a man like Mike.

by Adenike July 21, 2019


Mike

To screw up an IT system by making a configuration change without understanding the consequences.

The file server has been Miked

by purplepangolin May 17, 2007

551๐Ÿ‘ 550๐Ÿ‘Ž