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A medium-sized high school on the East Side of Cincinnati with the worst drug problems in any school in the nation. If you were paid 10 bucks per reported druggie in the school you could walk out with more money than Bill Gates. Half the people living school district jurisdiction doesn’t have kids and often votes down levies so that the kids have to go to school in a crumbling building. No redeeming sports teams have ever existed in Milford, and every single teacher is opinionated.
Friend 1- Hey, bro, you wanna walk to the gates of hell?
Friend 2- where would you find them?
Friend 1- Milford High School
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where you get the most fucked up kids. they’re either hicks, nobody’s, or spoiled white mfs. there is no in between. also i think the dean gets too friendly with the girls. in all honesty you could ask anyone (that looks like a stoner) where to buy a vape or a cart and they’ll send them your way. its also filled with disgusting, drawn on, piss and shit on the floor bathrooms. the teachers? oh then mfs never give you a god damn break to breath. they also don’t gaf if you’re sick you still have to do all the work the day it’s due no exceptions. the asl teacher? hahahah she’s crazy. i mean it. you’ll never ever ever. get a damn break from her. she always got somethin to say too. so if you’re really thinking about putting your kids through the huron district. lmfao. don’t.
do you know any drug dealing racist guys at Milford high school? oh yeah there’s blank blank blank and lots more.
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A dirty sex move where you shove a vaccum cleaner nozzel in a girls vagina, and your penis in her anus, then accidentally get your penis sucked into the vaccum cleaner.
Alex - I heard Stephen got the West Milford Vaccum Cleaner yesterday.
Mike - Yeah... poor bastard. Heard he got 12 stitches.
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A sex move when someone pisses in the girls vagina during sex, then she bitches about it and he sucks the piss out of her anus. He then procedes to spit it on her face and run away.
Jimmy gave Jane the West Milford Soda Machine yesterday.
That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.
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A sexual move when one partner takes a shit in the vagina, mouth or anus of the other.
I didn't have the time to take a dump in the bathroom, so I did a West Milford Black Bear instead.
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The ultimate gym. Milfs from all over the world flock here to watch young long haired men in the local sober living program sweat it out and flex their massive muscles and lifting crushing amounts of weights.
Mike: yo wanna lift after yoga?
Brad: fuck yeah dude, then we can go to Kroger and holler at some wine moms
Mike: hell ya bro, I love Milford planet fitness
A sober living and therapy center located in Milford Michigan. Owned by the domineering husband and wife of Liz and Rhett, their business engineered to extract every cent from its clients
Home to many unethical practices, Milford Counseling thrives on subjugating clients
It was started when the narcissistic Liz and her husband Rhett were given a large injection of cashflow by none other than the latter's father
Despite all of this, Milford Counseling can be a great place to get your life together. Put your head down, stay off the radar, think for yourself, and break all the rules that you can get away with. I recommend breaking curfew and sneaking out to bang older women as often as humanly possible.
Usually there is a core group of cool young dudes to have as a small family and support group, and alot of washed up idiots who talk out their ass like they know something about life or recovery even though this is their 15th time of throwing it all away and ending up with nothing. Use your own brain at all costs.
The best course of action is get the highest paying job you can find, Hit the gym daily no matter what and eat a kidney destroying level of protein and calories to get wicked
There is hope, many a great young roofer guitar player and motocross rider have been through the program and came out the other side with much longer hair and much larger muscles.
only other saving grace is the kind and cute girls at the front desk like Olivia and Lilly. IT IS POSSIBLE
Joe: I got a 50cent raise at the butcher! But I'm not that stoked because they're just gonna take it all anyway
Taxi: what do you mean dude
Joe: I gave the office my proof of income and they raised my rent more than double what my raise will earn me.
Taxi: Milford counseling is so dishonest and depraved
Example 2:
Rhett: Today I woke up with an attitude of gratitude and a syringe full of test cyp! I hit the gym at 530 AM. If you really wanna stay sober and have a great life, then you gotta get on your knees every morning and talk and you listen to your higher power!!!!!!! Me and my family just went on our 3rd vacation this year to the Caribbean on your dime from working at smoke Street and Kroger and the damn palate and speedway.
Example 3: long haired dude: Rhett said I missed a drug test but I didn't and then when I called him out and he checked the test results and found out he was wrong he threw a roid rage in the parking lot to old Mark M.
Dave the counselor: we already packed all your shit up in bags
Long hair: Dave you could use some of those test injections, bad.
Derek: well how did that make you feel