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mince and cheese

After banging some hoe in the ass and then mouth. taking a shit on her tits then jizzing on the shit.

"Hey Bill I gave that hoe a mince and cheese" "dude thats fucking awesome"
"I filmed it too "
"dude"

by dirtybustard July 30, 2014

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mince pie

full extended term of "mince". Cockney rhyming slang for eye.

I could 'ardly believe me mince pies, mate.

by Edna Sweetlove September 27, 2006

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mince pies

Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".

Feast your mince pies on that!

by EddyB February 7, 2005

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Minced Oath

An expression based on swear words that are less offensive. e.g. Shite is a minced oath of shit, and feck is a minced oath of fuck.

I must remember to use a minced oath if I am angry, that way I wan't get in trouble.

by Matthew850 September 21, 2006

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Piping mince

Squeezing meat through a tight hole

Originally from Scotland:

โ€œOch hinny Iโ€™d love tae piping mince up ye!โ€

by tatties mince piper September 28, 2023


bag of mince

West of Scotland slang meaning someone (usually a woman) who just lies still during sex, making no effort whatsoever.

She was a looker and I thought I'd be in for a good time but she just lay there like a bag of mince.

by Putins Lady September 16, 2006


Minced regression

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

by Coolging805 June 13, 2011