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Minecraft

A game where you can build anything with bricks
There are also different modes:
-Survival: A game where you have to dodge and kill numberious monsters
-Indev: Here you have to gain recrouces to build a fort, weapons and food (only avaialble if you buy the game)
-Free mode: build freely whatever you want with unlimited recources

You can also play online with it with user created servers
but in here you find tons of griefers if you dont protect your creations right

Creative builder: hey wtf what happened to my minecraft structure
Griefer: pwnd ya
Griefer has been banned.
Op: pwnd ya harder

by Spoon3r91 April 16, 2010

1464πŸ‘ 724πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

The best game ever made. If that little fucker Jermeysays otherwise, fuck his mom.

You: Hey Jermey, want to play Minecraft later?

Jermey: No, fuck you bitch I play Fortnite
Jermey’s mom: mmmmm yes HARDER DADDY PLEASE MMMMM AHH YESSSSS

by Hey Bryce what do April 8, 2019

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

Cure for all sex

OMG Minecraft cured my sex

by LolCringe October 21, 2019

29πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

A game your girlfriend doesn't want to know about.
She will leave you if you say:

You: Guess what
Her: What?
You: In minecraft, I finally have a stack of diamonds
Her: *runing*

by word.org October 14, 2020

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

It's a game about placing and breaking blocks to build anything you can imagine.

There are currently 2 game modes (one in development):
-SURVIVAL Beta: This version of the game involves having to survive in a randomly generated world. However at night, monsters come out, be sure to build a shelter before that happens.

-CLASSIC: In this version, which is free, you get infinite of every block, everything is about building.

Jack: Hey, what are you playing?
John: Minecraft.
Jack: Those graphics are terrible. Oh! What's that green penis thing over there?
John: OH SHIT!
Game: SSSSSS BOOM!

by aetherX July 5, 2011

123πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

The best Video Game ever created. Created by Notch, you can build, explore, and kill.. things. You can also play on servers/multiplayer and do PVP and other minigames.

Person 1: Hey, buddy. Wanna play FoRTnITe?
Person 2: no Josh I’m playing Minecraft
Person 1: what’s a Minecraft?
Person 2: d o. Y o u. L i v e. U n d e r. A. R o c k?
Person 1: yes.

Person 2: o k. Please, don’t play Fortnite. Minecraft is better.

by GetSpaghettiedOn. September 24, 2019

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Minecraft

Minecraft is a sandbox video game created and designed by Swedish game designer Markus "Notch" Persson, and later fully developed and published by Mojang. Wikipedia
Initial release date: May 17, 2009
Platforms: PlayStation 4, PlayStation Vita, Wii U, Nintendo Switch, Android, PlayStation 3, Xbox One, MORE
Did you know: "Minecraft" is the best-selling PC game (26 million copies sold). wikipedia.org

"I Love Playing Minecraft!"

by Idekwia September 26, 2017

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