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Basically a cleaner version of "miss me with the b.s"
P1(girl):"So i heard you was talking about me,"
P2(boy)"I aint about to fight you, bro, miss me with it ✌✌."
Pet name for the Republican Leader in the U.S. Senate, Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.
"Miss" highlights the fact that McConnell is very widely rumored to be America's most prominent closeted homosexual.
Comment on Wonkette: "Mitch cries every time a good staffer pulls out."
Woman: Why are they saying that? What can it mean?
Man: I think it was a jibe at 'Miss McConnell'?
Woman: Why are you calling my dear leader in the Senate 'Miss'?
Man: Because he's a closeted homo.
Woman:Oh, really?
Man: Yup, just imagine what else 'Miss McConnell' is lying to you about.
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The one girl who Brendon Urie never really told us about. He decided just to make out with her instead and wait until we had asked. All the stars shine on her skin and he holds his head up like he has an ego. Is there something wrong here?
Oh yeah.
Miss Jackson was a white pagan with black hair he had met at a party.
Don’t believe him. It was probably a strip club.
Me: Have you met Miss Jackson?
Him: ooh, I bet she’s really hot
Me: nah, she’s probably a Miss Jackson that cheats with other men.
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no matter what turns life takes, no matter how much time has passed, missing someone doesn't change anything. It's a statement with no expectation. Nothing else. Just know you are loved.
When all is silent, I'm Missing You
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When you get an instant boner at the sight of something utterly sexual in nature but that boner is quickly rescinded by something purely udesirebale right next to it. It is one hell of a Juxtaposition. Its a spin on the popular phrase "Swing and a miss"
Guy 1: Dude, Look at Carmen over there. She looks super hot in that black sequin dress *gets a boner*
Guy 2: Damn Straight, Bro.
Guy 1: Oh shit, she also brought her ugly friend Susan. *boner rescinded*
Guy 2: That's too bad. Well I guess its a Schwing and a miss.
Miss Tree, is what you you search all your life for Answer To. She will confound you ,make you feel like an idiot ,Amaze & confuse you.Most of all she will make you learn what is important & to listen carefully so as to not make a complete fool of yourself
. She is the greatest Miss Tree you will ever find ,Make sure you don't screw it up.
Person 1.I finally found my Miss Tree, I hope I don't behave like an idiot and lose her.
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A trend that hit gay culture by storm!
Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, the first queen to be eliminated this season, made an impression on the fans with her larger-than-life attitude and her interactions in the workroom with the other queens.
But it was after the queen found herself sashaying away from the competition that a meme was born. Walking backwards down the runway and jooshing her hair, Mateo exclaimed the now-iconic phrase “Miss Vanjie” three times before finally departing the competition. Her fabulous exit sent the Internet into a tailspin, constantly referencing and joking about the moment until people who didn’t watch Drag Race started questioning what “Miss Vanjie” meant.
Gay culture is exiting a room backwards and saying “Miss Vanjie.... Miss Vanjie...”
My intention is to always come from a place of love, but sometimes you just have to get Vanjie with a motherfucker.
Always be yourself. Unless you can be Miss Vanjie. Then always be Miss Vanjie
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