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It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.
"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"
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Someone who won't allow two hot girls, to duct tape him up and kidnap him, and then do kinky stuff to him all night long.
"Dude, What an Ass Missile, they totally wanted to fuck his brains out and he was acting like a total ass missile."
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a term referring to the action of masturbation
Bro don't open the door, i'm disarming the missile.
I was disarming the missile while watching Bay Watch, and I made a mess everywhere.
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An aerodynamically shaped turd, packing the aromatic firepower of WMD.
"tell everyone to seek shelter. I've got to go fire a stink missile."
A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.
'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'
Slang for a large penis.
That dude takes down bitches with his beef missile like a champ!
" dude, that transvestite just threw a mushroom missile at me! "