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The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.
Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!
Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.
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cats.
Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!
Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.
That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.
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(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet
I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.
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A chick with hairy knuckles
Chick was giving me a hand job.. I thought it was my pubes. But it was her wolf mittens
The act of warming one's nose by inserting it into another's vagina or anal cleft.
It's freezing on this boat!" cried Ned to the fisherman, "Can I please have a nose mitten?!
When a man wraps his hand with toilet paper in a mitten-like fashion before wiping his ass after a big duke.
Hey Bubba, grab another roll of toilet paper after you use up that one on your man mitten.