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A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.
Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
When you do the heimlich on someone when they’re choking on fried pickles and they pee on you and you realize that’s your kind.
“song she did a modified meekins and I came”
Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.
Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.
J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"
Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"
J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"
Phantom: .....
pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.
"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"
An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.
Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.