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When you do the heimlich on someone when they’re choking on fried pickles and they pee on you and you realize that’s your kind.
“song she did a modified meekins and I came”
Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.
Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.
J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"
Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"
J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"
Phantom: .....
pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.
"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"
modified sand is sand but modified. so what is it really? is it modified sand or is it sand that has been modified? Anyways, sand is cool, so that means that modified sand is even cooler. modified sand is cool, because its modified sand, not just because its modified sand but it is modified sand. Also modified sands are sd cards btw.
Yoyoyoyoyooyoy I just got some modified sand bud!
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modified sand is so cool
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Political chiropractic cranial enlargement perk for low browed billionaires with superiority complexes.
President Trump's smart pills from Dr Oz phrenetically modified his skull so quickly his toupee nearly flew beyond the US Space Force territorial boundary.
Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.