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It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.
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West Des Moines home dumpster divers
Marc: Man you been to west des moines?
Jay: nah man its full of dumpster divers
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"Ja Moin Diggi Burger" can be understood as a casual and jovial greeting towards a really exaggerated statement.
"brooooo my mother just died.."
"ja moin diggi burger!!😅"
When two large people get into a fight over the last piece of Iowa sweet corn.
After Jedediah finished his work for the day, he drove down to watch the Des Moines Slug Fest.
The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
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In this position, the male has his cock partway in the female's vagina. The male hocks loogie on his own cock, pushes it all the way in the vagina, and the female promptly conducts a 360 spin around the man's cock releasing an intense amount of friction and heat in the process.
The first date went amazing. I took her back to my place, and one thing led to another, and we ended up doing a Des Moines Spit and Spin on my futon.
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A Des Moines Dump Truck is when at least 7 people all shit in a large barrel, pot, ect. and then dump the contents onto an unlucky individual.
Aw man we're going to get Lars good this time. We are going to Des Moines Dump Truck him, dumping like 10 pounds of dung on his head!
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