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Me after I’m done with ur mom. Originated from the Fortnite city “Moisty Mire”
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The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.
I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.
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verb to crack a moisty
The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.
Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??
Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...
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When a girl sucks your dick and it has a large amount of spit on it and you then proceed to have sexual intercourse
Hey girl do you want my moisty tentacal
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when the crack and Balls are filled with sweat
Hey mike i got moisty mire
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manky-ness that just is not nice, no-one wants to touch it
it could be anyone or anything
oi don't touch that thats a moisty wet wet innit bruv
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Slang for "show us your vagina."
Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.
Hey sluts, get your moisty out!
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