Someone frugal who insists on saving money over being with the bois
Bro A: Yo come reach we finna have a gud time
Bro B: Nah Iβm gud I ainβt got munz
Bro A: Ay cβmon dun be a moldy boi
A blow job on a really dirty skanky penis. (most likely after a prolonged time without washing like a festival)
Oh man, After a week of camping with no shower at burningman she gave me a Moldy Steamwhistle!
At the end of the festival I got a moldy Steamwhistle from a babe
the moldy elbow is a sex position where your chick had some std you dont want on your dick or hand, so you elbow that bitch in the cunt.
Guy 1: "Dude, you know your girl had an STD right?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I pulled the moldy elbow and now that bitch cant stand."
11π 7π
A bigot with a bad fake tan, who uses harsh comments to get elected president of the U.S.
"Who one the US election?"
"Oh, the moldy orange."
3π 1π
The shittiest grindcore band out there! with a groundbreaking shitpost status reputation Moldy clit is easily one of the funniest bands out there, hit single Farted and Shitted soon to reach Billboard #1!
I Have A Metal Band
What's It's name?
Moldy Clit
What???
I'm known for making a song called Farted and Shitted wanna see?
Sure?
4π 2π
A fat male or female who has never had sex
I ain't picking up that moldy doughnut. No matter how many beers I've had.
The doughnut nobody wants no matter how hungry they are.
6π 4π
Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.
"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."