Mom

Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)

Mom, stop screaming at me!

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Mom

A person who is so hypercritical and wont let you do anything

My Mom wont let me do anything

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Mom

A magician, a psychic, a warrior & a hero. Someone who gives you life, and also keeps you alive... & she still does that even when you're a 38 year old woman. She can never be replaced & does not hear "Thank you" or "I love you" enough. If she's your best friend- you are beyond blessed- but even if she isn't, she should be respected.

Mom told me that I got this, & so I believe I do.

Mom

The female parent of a person.

"In my family is a Mom, a Dad, 4 sisters, 2 brothers..."

Mom

The woman who you love to death one minute the next you want to rip her to tiny pieces. She magically makes every cut, scrape and scratch feel better, and gets all your crazy laundry done in 1 day. You come home and the house is completely clean and at night dinner is on the table. She helps you with your homework and helps get you through your toughest problems. Your mom loves you very much and will do anything for you even if she doesn't tell you straight to your face. You are very lucky if you have a mom and must charish the moments you have together.

Friend: Bro, WHAT are you wearing.
Me: My mom made me.
Friend:...
Me: I know she's the best!

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Mom

You shot out of her vagina.

Mom: "Y/A!"
You: "what?"
*complete silence until you get up and go to her.*

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Mom

Moms are amazing. They look after you and are always there for you no matter what. If your mum tells you off, it doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you.

mom

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