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A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
Oscar-Claude Monet was a founder of French Impressionist painting, and the most consistent and prolific practitioner of the movement's philosophy of expressing one's perceptions before nature, especially as applied to plein air landscape painting.
Ah, is that a Degas?
No, you uncultured swine! That's "The Magpie" by Claude Monet!
Money whose source may not be questioned.
Republicans have adopted new House rules that require cuts equal to or greater than new spending, except for their party's own legislative agenda items, which are presumably paid for by immaculate monetization.
A furry monet a little piece of shit, not funny, and makes you want to kms
"WATCH OUT, there is a furry monet"
usually a person that looks fine or normal from far away but when you look closer they’re not that put together.
ex: clueless 1:27:32
cher: ugh she’s a full-on monet!!
tai: a monet? what’s that?
cher: well it’s like a painting see? from far away it’s ok, but up close its a big old mess!!
A man or a woman that looks hot from a distance but when you get up close they are ugly
When I got closer to that guy at the bar I could tell he was a Monet
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Count de Monet tells everyone you got PAID.
Monet (moe-nay) was a French painter whose crap sold for eighty million dollars.
Guess who's the new assistant manager at McDonalds...Count de Monet baby!
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