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A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.
She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.
Dude: Sup, homie.
Monica: Yo, where you at?
Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?
Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho
Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE
Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!
Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.
Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!
Dude: Peace.
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To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.
That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.
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Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.
" do you think Monica will like this chain?"
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Monica is a pejorative slang term for an obnoxious internet troll that presumes they have superior knowledge on a particular subject that surpasses that of experts. Said expertise derived purely from overheard anecdotes and casual internet browsing aged.
I’m being spammed by a Monica who thinks she knows more about my illness than my medical specialist because she once saw a chart a fringe website
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Term of endearment or friend. Alternative slang for "my nigga". More family friendly and publicly acceptable.
Yo what up Monica!
Monica you crazy.
Any plans for the night Monica?
Trying to have a few drinks tonight Monica?
The Phrase of a white human being saying "hi" to a man that is the skin tone the opposite of white
Yo bean whats good monica.