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Ass monkey

Someone who always has a smart crack to make but not quite as drastic as an asshole.

Always a comeback for someone who has the smart crack- You response can simply be "ass monkey"

by Queen C March 03, 2006


ass monkey

A primate trained in the subtle art of ass pleasuring

ahh ass monkey... (rhetorical)

by Sam Haren June 01, 2006


ass monkey

a man who is constantly made a fool of by bitches

Him a ass monkey when it come to women.

by daedalus October 03, 2003


ass monkey

A piece of turd that lingers in the rectal domain, caught on by strands of choda hair.
The only way to remove the ass monkey is by cutting the particular ass hair that it hangs from.

"Dude, I got the biggest ass monkey ever."
"Let me see your ass monkey"

by Sameer Ahmed March 10, 2008


ass monkey

a monkey which drops from your ass ie. a turd

I need to drop some ass monkeys

by bread infection October 22, 2005


Ass monkey

Black person. Annoying black people.

Fuckin ass monkey.
Oh, look there's an ass monkey robbing that banana store!

by penisblackbaby May 08, 2008


ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

by josh November 19, 2003