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The beautiful blue monster from Sesame Street that was sadly murdered by the veggie monster. He is best known for his large consumption of cookies (usually chocolate chip) and the way he eats them. When someone is a cookie monster, then they eat cookies and say "Om nom nom nom!" The health department killed him and replaced him with the Veggie Monster because they didn't want kids to get fat. Like they aren't already.
Friend One: "Om nom nom nom!"
Friend Two: "You are SO the cookie monster!"
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Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"
Rusty turned that girl into the "Cookie Monster"
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A man takes a cookie into his mouth, and he inserts it into a woman's vagina. He bobs his head back and forth, inserting the cookie in and out of the vagina. The woman squirts breast milk onto the cookie and vagina to act as a lubricant. Once the vagina has the aroma of a cookie the man gives the cookie to the girl, and he proceeds to go cunnilingus on the woman. As the man is performing cunnilingus the woman puts her breast milk on the cookie and eats it like an oreo with milk. This can be performed on a woman's rectum as well.
Dude, this girl at the bakery had some big ass chocolate chip cookies, and I totally went Cookie Monster on her ass.
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Someone who likes take (munch) alot of bikkies,pills,especially over a short period of time. Ie a weekend, Dan had 8 pills starting on friday night and took his last on Sunday morning.
"Dan you're a total cookie monster"
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female sexual reproduction organ
Dude that chick was really hot. I hope I get to see her cookie monster.
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A game played by males. The males form a circle and place a cookie in the middle. They then whip out their dicks and masturbate trying to squirt onto the cookie. Last one to hit the cookie has to eat it.
Haha how was that cookie you had to eat for losing in cookie monster?
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A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".
Mom is in the kitchen.
Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying
Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.
Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".
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