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Montgomery County

One of the richest counties in the country. The amount of wealth in this county (including Howard) makes Maryland one of the richest states in the country as well. Home to the white, rich, preps, country clubs, yacht clubs, beautiful beaches, politicians and mult-million business owners. Has the best school system in the nation, and very high test scores. Parents mostly put their kids in the prep schools but the public schools resemble so much of the prep schools you cant tell the difference. Most residents are politicians, CEO's, lawyers or doctors.

Person from Potomac: Just bought this 500 dollar dress from Lilly Pulitzer! Isn't it cute?
Person from Bethesda: Omg, yes! I splurged this weekend at vineyard vines and polo. I feel like shopping more...lets go to tysons?
Person from Chevy Chase: Yeah, lets take my rolls royce.
Person from Silver Spring: I only make 180,000 a month.
Everyone in Montgomery County: Ew you're pooooooooor

by yuppiesrule October 17, 2013

32๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


sarah montgomery

Sarah Montgomery is a girl who is scared but likes to have a good time. She is always worrying about what other people think. She is very nice and she will stand up for any of her friends. Sarah Montgomery is a beautiful princess and deserves good treatment and love. Sarah Montgomery is a hard worked and likes to be with the ones she loves. Sarah Montgomery is always making people smile she is just plain amazing. Sarah Montgomery is a kind of girl if you fell in love with her then you would never go back without thinking of her.

guy1: dude that girl is beautiful

guy2: That has to be a Sarah Montgomery

by jeez lord June 9, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Montgomery Township

Montgomery township, is quite possibly one of the most boring towns in all of existence, and although the people are pretty decent, you won't like it unless you like dull suburbs with the nearest town (or shop) being out of biking distance. All the parks are deserted, and even the huge bazillion acre Montgomery Park is rarely populated. There is a elementary school (Orchard hill), a higher elementary school (Village Schools), a lower middle school (5-6) (LMS (Lower Middle School), an upper middle school (7-8) (UMS (Upper Middle School), and a huge high school. A lot of the kids are pretty chill although a lot try to act tough and/or ghetto. Bordering princeton, that is often the most fun local hangout spot, although someones parent needs to give a ride. There are complexes that are a pain to navigate through such as Pike Run, and Cherry Valley. Cherry valley is like the opposite of pike run, and those who think they live in pike run think they are badass and/or ghetto. If you live in cherry valley then you will get a $200 fine for leaving your soccer ball out on your lawn. (exaggeration, but not by too much.) If you move to belle mead you are REALLY unlucky, but if you move to skillman or princeton then you are fine, as you are within walking/biking distance of your friends houses.

Person 1: Yo dude lets chill with some other peeps in Montgomery Township
Person 2: Can your parents drive us?
Person 1: Naww, but we can walk, right?
Person 2: No we can't. We live in Belle Mead.

by Lolnuts3000 March 21, 2010

47๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Montgomery Theory

The idea that there is or will be an Urban Dictionary entry for every conceivable short series of human action based on the assumption that Urban Dictionary will never shut down
(Coined by Austin Montgomery)

"I wonder what it's called when people sit around in a circle trying to figure out what to do and then nothing gets done."
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary."
"I found it, it's called fanarkling"
"That's the Montgomery Theory for ya"

by OprahLikesMen April 30, 2019


Griffin Montgomery

An amazing dude.
He is faithful, Funny, and will do his best to keep you happy.
He is Smart, Strong, and Handsome
He has brown hair and blue-green eyes.

Dude, you are such a Griffin Montgomery!

by SlapBoi69 November 8, 2019


Bernard Montgomery

One of the most, if not the most infamous British general of WWII, well known for being able to defeat the near unstoppable German general Erwin Rommel in the North Africa Front, thanks to his competent planning and good usage of the resources he had.

Montgomery continued to fight in Europe as well after clearing out North Africa, and was also successful on the Western Front despite the failures of 'Operation Market Garden'.

He was nicknamed 'Monty' and 'The Spartan General'.

"Erwin Rommel met his match after Bernard Montgomery joined the North Africa Front."

by Dumb Historian July 29, 2020


Montgomery Scott

Montgomery Scott, also known as Scotty or Mr. Scott. Scotty is an engineer from the television show, Star-Trek. Scotty is the only redshirt who never dies, saved the starship enterprise on time with his impeccable intellect. Scotty gave a helping hand to the inventor of transparent aluminum in 1986, the time before he even invented it! He is a such a badass!

Dude fixed my coffee machine! He's a "Montgomery Scott!"
Who is "Montgomery Scott"?
Laddie, he's the only red shirt who isn't dead!

by Montgomery Scott September 6, 2022