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Jesus riding a T-rex on fire with chocolate sex.
Dude, that was so sick!
I know! That guys such a moose!
Wtf are you talking about?
Look it up, its on urban dictionary now!
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Plural: Moosen
The most awesome animal/beast that exists on the Earth. They could beat up a shark, shoot a terrorist from 5 miles away, and reduce your mortgage payements all at the same time! Although they are very awesome, they are still friendy creatures. Until they attack you.
Yo dude! You see that moose rip that shark's jaw apart?!
Yeah, and he also reduced the time it will take to pay off my house and/or car by 3 or more years!
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What a Canadian writer, or poet, or other challenged artisan consults for inspiration.
Sometimes misspelled as Muse.
Awww, Eh... Like I'm stuck... I gotta consult my Moose, eh...
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When an individual acts brotherly/best-friends only to disappear permenantly for the love/lust of a woman is considered as being a "moose".
Ya! man, Mustafa was a brother but he turned out to be a "Moose".
Hey! Where is Mustafa these days? Don't Ask! He pulled a "Moose".
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A large defecation. Usually measuring 2 to 4 inches in diameter and 8 to 14 inches long.
Man I just let out a moose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The sexiest animal known to man kind. Can be aggressive at times, and and enjoys you rubbing its rack, of antlers. This act i often called the "Moose Job."
Yo check out that Moose. I know is he not the sexiest thing you have ever seen.
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