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When you wake up with such a large hard on that it looks like you a VC crawling under your blankets!
Good morning Vietknob! Jesus Christ. You had better make sure there's not a gook tunnel ratting your boxers.
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when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired
*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*
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A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS
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when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet
Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?
Ethan: Good morning, God bless.
When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.
I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!
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Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!