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When one accepts a ride from a complete stranger in Morocco, and ends up participating in homosexuals acts at a gas station as a result.
Man A: Got any tourist tips for my trip to Morocco?
Man B: Never accept a ride from a random dude, he will front like he wants nothing but then he will try and Moroccan Gas Station you.
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the act of furious butt sex, especially when you haven't showered in a couple days and smell ethnic.
hood rat 1: yo, i gave dat bitch moroccan pork stew last night!
hood rat 2: what's REALLY good
hood rat 3: happy valentine's day!
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The Moroccan Track-Jacket occurs when you get a lap dance by a North African or Israeli stripper. The constant dirty ass rubbing leaves many 'tracks' or shit streaks on your jacket. Bangalore Backdoor penis israel blows cleveland steamer
"Woah dude, i went to that strip club in Tel-Aviv and the ugly bitch gave me a Moroccan Track-Jacket"
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a sexual act that is so disgusting that it cant be defined; When the act itself is so much worse in your head than it could ever be defined.
The only thing worse than a Cleveland Steamer is a Moroccan Dinner Party
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In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
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When a person has diarrhea or takes laxatives to force a watery stool, then having another person line their lips up with the first persons asshole, and let the first person shit down their throat
Patricia: "I'm at the store, do you need anything?"
Brian: "Grab some laxatives."
Patricia: "Why?"
Brian: "You know I need a Moroccan Landslide, you haven't given me one in forever!"
When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.
Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.