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Thats when you get drunk on vodka and then shit the bed. Just like Mitch McConnell shit the bed helping america through the pandemic
I pulled a Moscow Mitch last night...woke up covered in shit....again.
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A courier or smuggler of Russian influence into other countries.
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Moscow milk is the deposit you receive when giving head to a Russian man. When he comes in your mouth you get the extra bonus of a shot of vodka with the ejaculant. Given the Russians drink vodka like water, its a nice kick while you are swallowing his thick semen.
The Moscow milk is best consumed around Happy Hour.
Man I gave Serge the longest head last night and he gave me a Moscow Milk. It tasted like the good shit so I ain't hating it.
And guess what, I swallowed in one gulp. It was like a while Russian minus the kahlua.
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Drinking a chilled shot of Russian vodka chased with a Cherry Meister SLINGSHOT Party Gel
I started the night off with a Shot in Moscow and don't remember much else from that evening.
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A male with a russian-style mustache that sucks the fecal matter from a woman's anus
Josh is a Moscow Plumber
Bill has performed a moscow plumber on that bitch
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An awesome band from Warrington (with a rather sexy lead singer named Dave)
Jealous Musician 1 -
"Oh wow, did you watch Moscow Square last night?"
Jealous Musician 2 -
"Yeah man, they were awesome!"
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The opposite of New York minute. Though in some contexts it may mean exactly the same as New York minute. Use your brain to work it out.
It took him a Moscow minute to realize the Titanic was indeed gonna run straight into that iceberg.
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