MOSS

Mystic Order of Secret Shit

A real secret squirrel is also a member of MOSS.

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Moss

Describes ones hair.

Dennis Eckersly had some serious moss in the 80's

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Moss

Masturbation with your left hand only.
Time allocated to masturbate with your left hand.

Isnt it time to moss it?
When are you mossing it today?
I broke my right hand, I guess Ill have to moss it.

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moss

To hang out, or chill with someone. Originated in the city of Buffalo NY.

Sue: Hey, what's up Jon, when we gonna moss?

Jon: Next Saturday sound good?

Sue: chea, that sounds good.

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Mossing

To relax at home in formal garb. Mostly refers to jeans, but can apply to collared shirts and dress pants as well.

When is this guy gonna buy a pair of sweatpants and quit mossing it?

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moss

Bad sportsmanship like behavior.

See also moonpranceflaunt

I can't believe he Mossed me.
He should get a penalty for that Moss.

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moss

A mini-boss, one who has the potential to one day become a boss, but currently does not possess the adequate skills required to be a boss.

Hey fuck stick, your not a real boss, your only a moss!

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