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The moment you're hit with the supernova of a personalized special kind of "fuck you" to top your life's cake with.
Mother of Fuck. It's not something you say. It's what happens to you.
A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!
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Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "
"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"
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a person who likes to fuck their mom, acts like a dick, and has a small penis
Christina likes this Anthony kid who is a mother fucking prick with a small cock.
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When you are such a badass at your profession that you "mic drop" all of the dumb fuck managers and pussy ass industrial bomb making, scratch n sniff engineers. Strapped with a .357 you don't ask questions or take names, just drop ninjas on the lawn off of your Cub Cadet.
I.T.: we need you to stay over and fix this drying tunnel, it's not communicating.
MFKCK: Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Better yet, go blow your dad faggot. I'm the Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King bitch! ( mic drop).
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a way to address a room full of people, in a public and/or private place, perhaps after one of those " i just don't give a shit" days.
scene: walking into the break room after you've realized the last 4 hours you've been working have produced nothing but shit.
enter room:
person 1: hey bill whats going on
person 2: bill, BILL, billy boy!
person 3: hey billy
bill: (mumbles) yeah um hum... WHAT'S UP YOU MOTHER FUCKS! hows your day asshole? Mine's turned to shit how about that? :promply walk to the vending machine grab your snack in the midst of the silence and go outside to smoke:
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Basically, this phrase is the same thing as "motherfucker", but I invented it. I basically use this phrase when I'm pissed off. Either that or "God fuck!" So, yes. Use wisely, kids.
"Mother of fuck! I can't get a mother of fucking "A" on my test!"
*Literal example* "Mother of fuck! Why can't I make any {basketball} shots?!"
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